holy fucking shit biscuits. this movie is absolutely horrendous.
i wasn't even surprised but i wanted to see if it could be the worst movie i have ever seen. its not.. but it came pretty close.
nothing made sense in this movie at all. so shit. such a fucking waste of my life.
boogeyman 3
are we done yet
knowing
this movie had the potential to be fantastic. i was seriously diggin the plot right up until they motherfucking introduced homo aliens called the whisper people. it really turned it into a steven king-esque movie and i fucking hate steven king movies. most of them are anus.
as such this is a very mediocre movie. i feel like labelling it shit but the start had me impressed.
also nicholas cage fucking suck ass. he ruins everything. fag.
as such this is a very mediocre movie. i feel like labelling it shit but the start had me impressed.
also nicholas cage fucking suck ass. he ruins everything. fag.
role models
hi5larious is what this movie is. the black kid is absolutely priceless and seann william scott is a lot better than in the last movie i saw him in - the promotion - which was totally anus. role models is great. watch this right now.
the battle scene at the end was probs a bit too long but the humour was consistent and gold. wizard in tree.
the battle scene at the end was probs a bit too long but the humour was consistent and gold. wizard in tree.
fired up
this is surprisingly not a bad movie. its actually very funny.
having said this i had the lowest of low expectations before i started watching but even still i'm going to stick with saying this is a good comedy. there isnt much else to say about it as it doesn't have much substance but that made it good.
having said this i had the lowest of low expectations before i started watching but even still i'm going to stick with saying this is a good comedy. there isnt much else to say about it as it doesn't have much substance but that made it good.
kiss kiss bang bang
this is a great movie. the way the story evolves is really unorthodox, with the intentional recognition of the film itself being made, eg. narrator talks about scene placement. robert downy jr. plays a fantastic role and is well cast as the narrator.
pretty high paced and downy jr. talks in a fucking quick neurotic way so sometimes its a strain to keep up. heaps of funny bits however. awesome movie.
pretty high paced and downy jr. talks in a fucking quick neurotic way so sometimes its a strain to keep up. heaps of funny bits however. awesome movie.
race to witch mountain
more like race to anus mountain. as soon as i realised the rock was the main character i knew i was in for some horrendous viewing.
the kids voices are so fucking annoying. like given the kids are aliens, and have superior mind skills to humans, why haven't they learnt to speak normally? they can read minds, move objects with their minds yet they speak like retards. i would rather have stared at a blank sheet of paper for 90 mins.
the kids voices are so fucking annoying. like given the kids are aliens, and have superior mind skills to humans, why haven't they learnt to speak normally? they can read minds, move objects with their minds yet they speak like retards. i would rather have stared at a blank sheet of paper for 90 mins.
sleuth
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