boogeyman 3

this is one of those shit movies you see that you instantly forget. it wasn't really scary in any parts. boogeyman 2 is probably better. this movie is just stupid.

are we done yet

what a horrendous movie. quite a fitting title nevertheless. i found myself pondering 'are we done yet?' the entire movie, especially for the like 5 minute opening credits. i nearly turned that shit off right then and there.

i would rather have stood on a syringe.

cry wolf

this 'horror' was not in any way scary. it was more stupid than scary.

the only time i got a mild fright, was when a dog barked outside my window. that is it. the rest of the movie is pretty dumb, although it wasn't atrocious. a very mediocre movie. between shit and average. i'll give it the benefit of the doubt though and label it shit.

bruno

awkward and average.

my expectations were that this would be pretty much the same as borat but not as funny. i was correct.

this movie mirrors borat all to closely for my liking - a story about a reporter on a life journey who splits up with his assistant with whom he is ultimately reunited. it just wasn't all up a hilarious movie. i mean some parts were funny, but most of it i was just sitting there thinking 'please don't do that.'

if you are thinking of seeing this, just watch borat again.