the wicker man
oh. my. fucking. god.
i want to kill neil labute. this movie is absolutely fucking abysmal. i want compensation for the years of my life that have been adversely affected by the shitness of this movie.
the only thing i found mildly interesting about this film was that nicolas cage ironically becomes trapped in a cage.
the rest of it is a load of ridiculous, odd and fucking random shit. its about some pagan honey harvest which is going shit until they sacrifice someone. there was also definitely one point where cage was dressed as a bear.
so bad.