the watcher

clap clap keanu reeves. you are a douche bag.

this movie was offensive to the senses. there is something/everything about keanu reeves that makes me want to kick him in the face. the only good part of this movie was when he finally motherfucking burnt to death in a raging fire.

god damnit his voice makes me cry blood. this movie would have been a million times better if he hadn't been cast. but even then it would still be a shit rip off of the bone collector.