albino farm

holy fucking shit biscuits. this movie is absolutely horrendous.

i wasn't even surprised but i wanted to see if it could be the worst movie i have ever seen. its not.. but it came pretty close.

nothing made sense in this movie at all. so shit. such a fucking waste of my life.

boogeyman 3

this is one of those shit movies you see that you instantly forget. it wasn't really scary in any parts. boogeyman 2 is probably better. this movie is just stupid.

dark floors

this horror is laughable - so shit it is actually funny. it should really be called dark flaws. like i can understand how progressively everything becomes darker, but why dirtier? why does everything become more mouldy? and why does the nurse give cpr to a man who is breathing? how does the girl draw the blind chick in like half a second? why does this movie exist?

there are actually too many stereotypes in this movie to handle. its out of control. as always there is a token black cop, anxious business man, father with his ill daughter, crazy old man and a calm and discerning character - a nurse this time. even every line is a cliche - "it's almost too quiet" and "come on quit fooling around." and to top it off - IT WAS ALL A DREAM. fuck. that. shit. i mean seriously who wrote this.

this movie is a waste of everything.

cry wolf

this 'horror' was not in any way scary. it was more stupid than scary.

the only time i got a mild fright, was when a dog barked outside my window. that is it. the rest of the movie is pretty dumb, although it wasn't atrocious. a very mediocre movie. between shit and average. i'll give it the benefit of the doubt though and label it shit.

they

this is a very average horror. admittedly towards the end there were infrequent minor scares but that was it. most of the time i was mesmerised by the main character. she literally looks like an alien. she is mega tall with the longest neck i have ever seen. i was just waiting for her to peel of her face and reveal some kind of hideous extraterrestrial. it didn't happen to my dismay.

it wasn't a horrible film, but i would never ever watch it again. the ending was horrible however. the dvd contained an alternate ending which was way better so maybe the accidently put the wrong ending in. i don't really care either way.

the strangers

sweet mother of god.

this movie is fucking scary. absolutely motherfucking scary.
i love a good thriller/horror so i thought this movie was great. the suspense definitely outweighed the shock and fright which i find a positive in scary films.

what made the suspense worse was that this movie had very little audio/soundtrack. scary moments were rarely preceded by an orchestral buildup then accompanied with high frequency violin rape. the only music that does play is some freaky joanna newsom song on loop. most of it is just silence.... then more silence... then shit your pants... then BAM.. then where did they go?

watch this in a dark room in a quiet place, with a bucket.